Just had an explosive bowel movement

[Jack Mickpitty]

As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel

[Guest]

[Guest]

As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel

Did you check under the toilet seat? There's probably still some remnants of the event there.

[curious observer]

Let us know if you find any corn.

[my ass smells purty]

i shit the back of my shorts wednesday. didn’t get them down fast enough. wouldn’t have been a big deal at home but i was at work. broke out in a cold sweat while trying to clean up. drawerswere fukkin history. had to pull my trailers to myrtle beach that night commando. the fukkkedup thing is that i was only 10ft from the shitter

[Guest]

[my ass smells purty]

yep

[Guest]

I just sharted myself whilst reading this thread. Gotta go wipe.

[Guest]

muddy arse.

[Guest]

Lotsa corn in that one.

[Guest]

Shitfarts.

[Guest]

I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my ass with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.

[Guest]

I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my arse with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.

Fixed.

[Guest]

Gotta beware the shithawks. And the shitfarts.

[Guest]

And the niggers.

[RightWingConspirator]

Glad this thread is still going strong. I just blew ass so loudly it vibrated the chair and nearly perforated my eardrums.

I'm surprised the bowl didn't shatter.

[Guest]

Farts.

[RightWingConspirator]

Had another one come out of nowhere in Kmart today just as I walked in the door. Had to double time to the back of the store leaking all the way. Finally was able to grab a seat and let loose. Luckily my toga was able to cover my shit splattered legs and arse until I could get out of there. I wasn't leaving without first grabbing my TP and an Icee on the way out though.

[RightWingConspirator]

Damn, I miss Kmart.

[Vegeta]

There was a Kmart open somewhere in 2019?