
Just had an explosive bowel movement
Just had an explosive bowel movement
As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel 

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Did you check under the toilet seat? There's probably still some remnants of the event there.Jack Mickpitty wrote: ↑Mon Jun 11, 2018 6:26 pm As soon as my arse touched the seat I let rip an enormous shit fart that pebble dash the bowel![]()
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my ass smells purty
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i shit the back of my shorts wednesday. didn’t get them down fast enough. wouldn’t have been a big deal at home but i was at work. broke out in a cold sweat while trying to clean up. drawerswere fukkin history. had to pull my trailers to myrtle beach that night commando. the fukkkedup thing is that i was only 10ft from the shitter
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I just sharted myself whilst reading this thread. Gotta go wipe.
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Lotsa corn in that one.
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I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my ass with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.
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Fixed.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:09 pm I just had a massive shitfart, unfortunately I was nowhere near a toilet. Had to wipe my arse with my own drawers m8. What a shitty experience.
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Glad this thread is still going strong. I just blew ass so loudly it vibrated the chair and nearly perforated my eardrums.
I'm surprised the bowl didn't shatter.
I'm surprised the bowl didn't shatter.
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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Had another one come out of nowhere in Kmart today just as I walked in the door. Had to double time to the back of the store leaking all the way. Finally was able to grab a seat and let loose. Luckily my toga was able to cover my shit splattered legs and arse until I could get out of there. I wasn't leaving without first grabbing my TP and an Icee on the way out though.
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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Damn, I miss Kmart.
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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