MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

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MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by Guest » Wed May 20, 2020 6:44 pm

You won't be seeing his truck driving ass around here anymore. Rest in piece, redneck.

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Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by Guest » Thu May 21, 2020 2:30 pm

won't be missed...

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Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by RightWingConspirator » Thu May 21, 2020 7:05 pm

I will miss the stories about his dogs farting and his farts nearly causing the death of his dogs. Those poor bastards.

I'll have to have a ketchup only hamburger in his honor next time I'm in a town with a Sonic.

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Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri May 22, 2020 5:44 am

Masp has been dead (especially in the brain department) for fucking ages.
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Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by my ass smells purty » Sat May 30, 2020 12:11 am

Fuk that stupid mother fukker. That stupid fukk was known as the deer hunter at work. Stupid fukk can’t drive to Myrtle Beach and back without killing something. His death count was 3 deer, 2 owls and god knows how many possums and coons. Dumb fukk tore up his brand new Peterbilt by hitting a deer before they even got the plates for it. They fixed it and he hit another one within a gd week!

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Re: MASP just died of a heart attack from eating too much Sonic

Post by my ass smells purty » Sat May 30, 2020 12:16 am

ChrisMuttonshutter wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 5:44 am
Masp has been dead (especially in the brain department) for fucking ages.
Fukker took too many ludes, too much acid and too much coke before the marines made him quit

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