Message for the voters

[Big Joe Biden]

I pretended to have dementia because I wanted to retire and you assholes made me run for president. Like I wanted to represent the Democratic party of today. This isn't what Robert Byrd and I were trying to build. Not only that, you thought you could just take Kamala and shove her into the Oval Office when I was done? Well, too bad. I might have made myself look senile, but I put on that MAGA hat and bit that baby with a purpose - to sabotage you motherfuckers. Now I'm off to retirement. I'm gonna spend the rest of my life eating ice cream and driving Corvettes. Before I go though, I want to end my political career by reminding you of what we stood for back in my day - FUCK NIGGERS. Anyway, best of luck to President Trump! The rest of you can kiss my hairy ass, Jack.

[Oldpyjama]

Arbeit macht frei.