Hey Yuropoors

[Vegeta]

Why are your leaders more concerned about what Russia might do than they are with what millions of filthy camel jockeys are already doing in your countries?

[Oldpyjama]

We're actually concerned by both. Belgium just formed a GAYvernment that's the strictest on boucack migration in decades. Idem for Germany and The Netherlands.

Not the boucack Holo(K)aust I was hoping, but it's a start.

How did you guys fuck up your friendship with Canada though? I mean...fucking Canada? How do you get THEM to hate you??

[Vegeta]

President Orange Man is threatening other countries with tariffs to get them to the negotiating table. He doesn't want tariffs - he wants to force them to make a deal. This is a kind of strongarm business tactic used by asshole businessmen to get what they want, and Donald Trump isn't just a fan of it - he wrote the book on it. The president of Mexico figured it out and negotiated a border security deal. Canada, for some reason, decided that now is the time to act patriotic, even though they've spent the past decade or more flooding the country with Indians and killing themselves. Prime Minister Trudeau is also using it as an excuse to stay in power, even though he was recently forced to resign.

[Guest]

Big Chico Salami was here