I base my whole personality on hating Donald Trump and Republicans.

[The Most Interesting Man on The Suckage]

I have never enjoyed a moment of my life. I'm too busy shaking with anger over knowing that people are allowed to vote differently than I do. I am still very upset about January 6th, and will accuse you of whataboutism if you bring up something that's happening right now. I hate Americans so much that I think every last one of them should be replaced with immigrants. I hate billionaires and think they shouldn't be involved in politics, unless we're talking about good billionaires like George Soros and Warren Buffett, who support things that I like. I'm a good person.

[Guest]

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