Daily nigger report:

[Guest]

I saw a nigger today. He was strangely dressed and his vehicle was awkwardly outfitted with bright red rims.

[Guest]

Did you call the cops?

[Patty]

Did he have a permit for those rims?

[Guest]

Did you call the cops?

Yes. It was smoking crack and texting while driving.

Did he have a permit for those rims?

No, I don't believe so.