What a wild morning already!!!!

[lazy fuckin' RWC]

I just farted three times and every time it was SUPER LOUD. The third one launched me out of bed and into the closet doors. I think it gave me a concussion. Then I picked a gnarly looking booger out of my nose. Excuse me, I gotta go take a dump.

[Oldpyjama]

MASSIVE FUCKING SHITFARTS