Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

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Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Post by Fart Questioner » Sun Apr 14, 2019 1:29 am

When I fart, it smells so bad that I gag. Right now I just farted, and it made me have to puke in the sink.

How can I get my farts to start smelling really good like you all do here? I would like to join your club and learn the secrets of fart huffing so to end my suffering and start living in endless bliss.

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Re: Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Post by ~ Fart Guru ~ » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:21 pm

Be careful son, one can overdo it and fall into a fart coma for many years.

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Re: Someone please help me I need your advice right now!

Post by my ass smells purty » Tue Apr 16, 2019 5:57 am

Chug a quart of febreze

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