Remembering Raymond

[Dr. Finkelstein]

Good evening, New Sucks 500. I write to you today because I am unable to sleep, as I've been thinking about our... mutual friend, Raymond Hewitt aka ChrisMuttonshutter.

Though he has passed away some time ago, Mr. Hewitt is still frequently discussed within the Ilford Bariatric Ward as none of us have ever seen a case quite like his, before or since. For one thing, he was by far the largest patient in NHS history. Shortly before Raymond's passing, we were formulating a plan to study him and figure out just how it was possible for a human being to survive with such excessive amounts of body fat. Surely his organs and bones should have been crushed by the sheer weight?

And then there was the feces incident. I'm sure you all remember hearing about the 2 inch thick layers of excrement on the floor, walls, and ceiling of Raymond's room in the bariatric ward. An entire floor had to be gutted and rebuilt in order to safely resume patient care.

Anyway, I digress. As thinking about Mr. Hewitt is what's keeping me awake this night, I thought it fitting to post my thoughts on the web forum he so loved to torment. I hope this message finds you all well. Furthermore, please heed this warning - do not give in to gluttony, lest you meet the same end as Raymond. Your body will not be able to take as much punishment as his.

Best regards,
Dr. Finkelstein
NHS Bariatrics Specialist

[Oldpyjama]

Wise words, doctor. Raymond is dearly missed here. In December I will uphold the yearly Suckage tradition of flying to the UK as the only Yuropean member here to take a shit and puke on his grave in the Ilford landfill.

[Guest]

This is well gay

[Vegeta]

This is well gay

Yeah, because you showed up. Now fuck off.

[Guest]

This is well gay

Yeah, because you showed up. Now fuck off.

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[Alfie Davies]

Raymond was a tormented soul. We at the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association (IPAA) miss him dearly, but we really had a hard time getting his rampant pedophilia under control. We appreciate all the help the esteemed Dr. Finklestein provided to us in order to help poor Raymond but unfortunately, we couldn't save him. Nobody could. he was too addicted to child porn, pedophilia and consuming feces. The deepest point was probably when we found him in his bathroom, fecal matter smeared all over himself, masturbating to pictures of small kids after breaking his son's arm yet again. He was unable to move himself due to his obesity and he kept on living such a sad life until anal cancer took him.
Wherever you are, Ray, we hope you're finally at peace now.

[Guest]

Alfie Davies is a fag.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS

[Guest]

Raymond was a tormented soul. We at the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association (IPAA) miss him dearly, but we really had a hard time getting his rampant pedophilia under control. We appreciate all the help the esteemed Dr. Finklestein provided to us in order to help poor Raymond but unfortunately, we couldn't save him. Nobody could. he was too addicted to child porn, pedophilia and consuming feces. The deepest point was probably when we found him in his bathroom, fecal matter smeared all over himself, masturbating to pictures of small kids after breaking his son's arm yet again. He was unable to move himself due to his obesity and he kept on living such a sad life until anal cancer took him.
Wherever you are, Ray, we hope you're finally at peace now.

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[RightWingConspirator]

That's too bad. Raymond could have Made America Gay Again. But it's already gay now, so no matter.