Your breath smells of poo
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
No-one likes you
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Why do you lie?
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hurry up and die
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Well jeddypoos you probably spent quite some time on that dirge so I won't criticize your effort, well done and keep trying.Jed Willysucker wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:25 pm Your breath smells of poo
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
No-one likes you
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Why do you lie?
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hurry up and die
I particularly like the way you start with the shock element, then a falsehood, followed by another, then finish with the coup de grâce" of wanting me deadypoos.
Good but no cigar m8.
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Graham Nifty
Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hey Jed I'll have you know his breath smells like roses, and is very popular and respected.
Your angrily
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Your angrily
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Not the brightest of scholars are you. ( Rhetorical )Graham Tizzy wrote: ↑Sat Sep 07, 2019 6:21 am Hey Jed I'll have you know his breath smells like roses, and is very popular and respected.
Your angrily
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Thanks for pointing out my error mate. I was seething when I posted that.
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
1, Fact.Jed Wyler wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:25 pm Your breath smells of poo
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
No-one likes you
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Why do you lie?
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hurry up and die
2, Fact.
3, Severe mental health issues.
4, Yes, please hurry up and die.
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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Oh jimmy ! I thought we were fwends. How's the pigeon ? You still live with your mum ? Got anymore gay tats ?
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
1, No it doesn't.
2, Chris is the most popular person I know. Fact!
3, Chris has never lied in his life. Fact!
4, You hurry up and die.
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I would just like to point out to my little fwend from Halifax that bullet points instead of commas would be more apt, grammatically correct and much more pleasing to the eye.jimmypoos wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:25 pm1, Fact.Jed Wyler wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:25 pm Your breath smells of poo
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
No-one likes you
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Why do you lie?
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hurry up and die
2, Fact.
3, Severe mental health issues.
4, Yes, please hurry up and die.
I hope you are not impersonating my good m8 as he gets upset sometimes.
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Clive from Ilford
Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Your breath smells worse than the gents in Ilford McDonald's on a Saturday Night mate. 
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Eh cliveypoos try and spend some time reading my blog instead of hanging round men's toilets.
You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
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Re: Oh Chrissy Chrissy
10!Jed Wyler wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:25 pm Your breath smells of poo
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
No-one likes you
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Why do you lie?
Oh Chrissy Chrissy
Hurry up and die
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10!
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