Was straining really hard and I have sharted myself. Cut a really wet one.

RightWingConspirator · Post by **RightWingConspirator** » Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:33 pm

I don't think I'm going to wipe. I really like that sweetcorn itch.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:32 am

boring boring cunt

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:57 am

RightWingConspirator wrote: ↑
Tue Dec 03, 2019 1:33 pm
I don't think I'm going to wipe. I really like that sweetcorn itch.

That's the spirit.

Mad Scientist · Post by **Mad Scientist** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:01 am

My machine rolls down the street, giving people diarrhea.

The Knower · Post by **The Knower** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 7:16 am

Mad Scientist wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:01 am
My machine rolls down the street, giving people diarrhea.

Hi Professor Cock.

RightWingConspirator · Post by **RightWingConspirator** » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:49 pm

Mad Scientist wrote: ↑
Thu Dec 05, 2019 2:01 am
My machine rolls down the street, giving people diarrhea.

The shart machine.

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