New Sucks 500

So like.. I stole a ton of money from people because I'm a complete fucking psychopath and then I wanted to tell everyone how to work and that they can't work from home because it doesn't serve me. Also I wanted to have a cage match with another asshole billionaire.

So My question is, what type of breakfast burrito do you prefer? I like steak and eggs, but I'm being turned on to other things.

I'd like to also be a politician someday so I can tell more people how to live their lives, but sorry, didn't want to thread drift.

Steak, egg, and cheese.