Hello Greg

[Guest]

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GOOD BUDDY GREG

[Guest]

Everyone keeps calling me fat, gay, and fragile but I'm supposed to be the one who calls them those things

[Guest]

GREEEG I KNOW YOU HAVE PEOPLE WATCHING ME

[Guest]

GREEEG WHY ISN'T YOUR NAME DAVE OR DEZ

[Guest]

HELLO IS DAAAAAAAAAAVE THERE PLZ?

[Guest]

SORRY I MEANT MY DEAR OL CHUM GREEEG

[Guest]

GREEEG I NEED YOU TO SNEAK 12 ORDERS OF PIE AND CHIPS INTO THE BARIATRIC WARD FOR ME, THEY'RE MAKING ME EAT SALAD

[Bev Muttonshutter]

That won't do Chrissy, stick to your diet or I'm flushing all your ketamine next

[Guest]

They won't let me half a dozen donuts for brekkie

[Guest]

Baldy and Faggot are Dave, and Dave is Greg, and Derek is also Dave but not Greg, and I'm feeling rather famished because they're trying to get me to lose 40 stone before I can be admitted to the psych ward

[Guest]

GREEEG WHAT'S UP

[RightWingConspirator]

Niggers.

[Guest]

Mum keeps threatening to call the police if I break my son's arm again

[Vegeta]

Who the fuck is Greg?

[Guest]

Baldy
Greg don't live here

[Guest]

Just found a Playstation 2 controller in my fat rolls, how long has that been there?! Fancy a round of Twisted Metal, Greg?

[Guest]

Woops I forgot, my Playstation 2 is at home and I'm still in the bariatric ward! They're starving me here

[Guest]

GREEEG THE VOICES IN MY HEAD ARE SCREAMING AGAIN AND THEY WANT MACCA'S

[Guest]

I've never eaten broccoli before in my life, it's horrible

[Guest]

Thank you Greg for sneaking 12 orders of pie and chips in for me