Hello Greg

[Guest]

Woops sorry, I meant Dave ta

[Bev Muttonshutter]

Chrissy, you have to stop these deranged social media posts. I can't protect you from Scotland Yard

[Guest]

ta

[Guest]

Found some ketamine in my fat rolls Gonna boof that with Greg later

[Guest]

GREEEG M8 I SHIT THE BED AGAIN

[Guest]

HELLO GREEEEEEEG HAVE U SEEEN DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE PLZ MATE THANKS?

[Guest]

HEY GREEEG LET ME BABYSIT YOUR SON

[Guest]

Greg is Dave but Dave is not Greg. Fact

[Guest]

Greg is Dave but Dave is not Greg. Fact

HELLO CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MATE WOT IS UP BOO?

[Guest]

Greg is Dave but Dave is not Greg. Fact

HELLO CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS MATE WOT IS UP BOO?

Is this the Faggot? Are you finally ready to jerk me off? You'll need a pair of tweezers but I have several for you to choose from

[Guest]

My posts don't bother Greg/Dave at all Do the people in my imagination really not exist after all?

[Guest]

Noah brought me some ketamine today, and said that he can start sucking me off again if Iose enough weight

[Guest]

Dr. Sheffield said that the other users of Zibarre don't count as my fwiends, especially because they're all just my sockpuppet accounts

[Totally not Greg]

YOU KNOW WHAT, I DETECT GREG IS HERE

[Guest]

My son said Im a monster but I dont understand why? So I broke his arm again

[Guest]

HELLO GREEEEEG DID U BUY THE NEW SUSAN BOYLE PINUP POSTER

[Guest]

HEY GREEEEEEEEEEG MATE HOWS IT GOING FELLA?

[Bev Muttonshutter]

Dr. Finklestein called and told me that Chrissy has passed away. Apparently someone's been sneaking takeaway orders to him while he's been in the bariatric ward, so he gained 10 stone and died from diabetic shock. I know it's terrible for his mother to say this, but I'm feeling rather relieved not to be responsible for him any longer.

[Guest]

Seems legit.

[OldPyjama]

Dr. Finklestein called and told me that Chrissy has passed away. Apparently someone's been sneaking takeaway orders to him while he's been in the bariatric ward, so he gained 10 stone and died from diabetic shock. I know it's terrible for his mother to say this, but I'm feeling rather relieved not to be responsible for him any longer.

SNN reported that you found him dead in your basement though, with feces in his mouth. So that was a lie?
Good for you that you don't have to bear that fat burden any more. Not to mention he raped his son which I hope, horrified you