I actually went to Chrismuttonpissflaps' funeral

[OldPyjama]

Being the one that lives the closest to that incest-nation known as the United Queerdom, I felt compelled to go to Raymond's funeral as a representative of The Suckage.
It was actually a very serene happening. Nobody cried though because who would cry over that fat piece of shit child-beater anyway? I saw his kingsize coffin for his fat ass go down in the ground. He's buried at the Ilford landfill since that's where all trash goes.
I saw his mother Bev. I offered my condolences. She said she feels very guilty about being happy her son is dead. I assured her that even a mother wouldn't be able to love such a vile, fat, inbred child-raping retard.
Dr. Finkelstein was there too. He said that despite his best efforts, Chris was so fucking obese no healthcare could have saved him, not to mention his obsession with eating shit didn't make it easier because of sepsis and all.

Anyway, when he was in the ground, I drank a whole bottle of rum and puked on his grave. Then I took a giant shit on it too.
I think I speak for all Suckage members when I say: goodbye Chris. Nobody will miss your fat pedophile ass. You were, without a doubt, one of the most homosexual and disgusting cunts to ever be on this forum, almost on par with MaxGAYer. Even niggers are more human than you.

[Vegeta]

I heard they couldn't cremate him because burning all that blubber would accelerate global warming by 50 years

[RightWingConspirator]

Being the one that lives the closest to that incest-nation known as the United Queerdom, I felt compelled to go to Raymond's funeral as a representative of The Suckage.
It was actually a very serene happening. Nobody cried though because who would cry over that fat piece of shit child-beater anyway? I saw his kingsize coffin for his fat ass go down in the ground. He's buried at the Ilford landfill since that's where all trash goes.
I saw his mother Bev. I offered my condolences. She said she feels very guilty about being happy her son is dead. I assured her that even a mother wouldn't be able to love such a vile, fat, inbred child-raping retard.
Dr. Finkelstein was there too. He said that despite his best efforts, Chris was so fucking obese no healthcare could have saved him, not to mention his obsession with eating shit didn't make it easier because of sepsis and all.

Anyway, when he was in the ground, I drank a whole bottle of rum and puked on his grave. Then I took a giant shit on it too.
I think I speak for all Suckage members when I say: goodbye Chris. Nobody will miss your fat pedophile ass. You were, without a doubt, one of the most homosexual and disgusting cunts to ever be on this forum, almost on par with MaxGAYer. Even niggers are more human than you.

MaxGAYer was worse, but.. 10/10.

[Guest]

IS RAAAAAY REALLY DEAD???? I MISS HIM SOOOO MUUUUCH! RRRRAAAAAAAAAY!

[Ghost of MaxPower]

HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A PEDOPHILE! I WILL BAN YOU SOON!

[Ghost of MaxPower]

I STILL DEMAND APOLOGIES FOR COMPARING ME TO THIS PEDOPHILE FAG. I MAY HAVE BEEN A GAY NIGGER THAT DIED OF AIDS AND ANAL CANCER BUT I NEVER RAPED KIDS