I just farted with such force that I nearly died.

[Stinkbottom]

It wAs terrible. They kept coming one after another with increasing force. Finally one launched me towards the ceiling and I hit my head and nearly broke my neck. I'm all bruised up, I look like I was in a fight. Why does this have to happen to me??? I need some emotional support here.

[RightWingConspirator]

I'm glad ur okay m8.

The other day I fart with such force it launched me up some steps. That was cool.