What the hell is wrong with me??????

[RightWingConspirator]

I'm farting and shitting and shitting and farting ALL DAY now. And it STINKS. Why won't it stop? I ate a lot of spicy food lately, but this is more like food poisoning.

[Vegeta]

I'd suggest taking some Pepto but it sounds like you might be better off drinking plenty of water and letting whatever this is take care of itself.

[RightWingConspirator]

my bung is raw

[OldPyjama]

Are you evacuating liquid feces or are they some good, big, solid SHIT-PILLARS m8?

[Guest]

Faggot