Jet propulsion

[Guest]

So had to fart real bad today while in the store. Wasn't a particularly smelly fart, but it was one of those farts that just kept ripping. I was able to actually go in one aisle, start my fart, walk around the corner to the next aisle and still be farting. I totally crop dusted 2 aisles at once and got end cap bonus points. Be proud of me.

[RightWingConspirator]

I would if they stunk, but those type usually don't, as you're aware.

[OldPyjama]

Dropping some quality SHIT-PILLARS right now

[Guest]

Faggot