IM THE FUCKING GUV'NOR NOW

[THE BIGGEST ADELE]

I'VE JUST BEATEN THE FACE OFF THAT CUNT "BIG ADELE" SHE WAS STUFFING HER FACE WITH ED SHEERAN IN ILFORD MACKIES.

UPPERCUTTED HER OFF HER CHAIR, THEN LAID DOWN SOME BRUTAL GROUND AND POUND BEFORE FINISHING HER OFF WITH SOME HEAD STOMPS.

ED WAS CRYING HIS EYES OUT SO I FARTED IN HIS FACE AND LEFT HIM FOR DEAD.

[ChrisM (lazypoos)]

Can I eat your fecal matter?