I just farted and it smelled fucking terrible dudes.

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I just farted and it smelled fucking terrible dudes.

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God damn garlicy shrimp stir fry.
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I've been sitting here at my desk all day farting these out and it's fucking horrible man. I'm afraid to open my office door because it will just invite people to come in and they'll likely instantly puke as soon as they come in the room.

But leaving the door open makes it build up and get even worse. I don't have a window to open to let it out and even if I did I think I would throw myself out of it to escape the stench. I stole two cans of air freshener from the bathroom, but it's not helping much. What do I do guys??? :frown:
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Well you assholes were no help...
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You should have held the farts in.
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Re: I just farted and it smelled fucking terrible dudes.

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Nobody should ever do that.
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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