Other items that are interchangeable with "toilet paper", also commonly known as "shit wipe".

[RightWingConspirator]

Any Twilight book
parking tickets
Kendall Jenner's face
modern art
leaves
A DVD collection of any season of Hoops
Koran
Bible
Torah
paystubs from minimum wage jobs
crypto currency
Johnny Depp's fedora
Amber Heard's face
anime drawings
any Chipotle wrapper immediately after consuming the contents
voting ballot

[RightWingConspirator]

People who care about abortion as an issue
Politicians
Bankers
Any pro-rated warranty paperwork
Your car insurance statements
Burger King coupons
iPhones

[Guest]

Any Nickelback CD.

[OldPyjama]

Fucking 10/10 thread.

Anyway:

Blizzard games
Lawyers face
Elon Musk's face
Amazon coupons
Politicians manifesto
Queen Elizabeth's face
SJW's manifesto
NFT's
Any article promoting fat acceptance
Any article promoting the dad bod

[Guest]

Fucking 10/10 thread.

Anyway:

Blizzard games
Lawyers face
Elon Musk's face
Amazon coupons
Politicians manifesto
Queen Elizabeth's face
SJW's manifesto
NFT's
Any article promoting fat acceptance
Any article promoting the dad bod

10.5

[ChrisMongohomo]

Use my face as well, please

[Factman]

Greetings friends. Just got back from the Asian leg of my book signing tour. I see several changes have been made since my last visit, kudos.

For my contribution to this list, I'll give you a list of things people have been known to wipe with as an alternative.

Baby Wipes
Banana leaves
Bidet
Bum gun
Cardboard tubes
Cloth Diapers
Coffee Filters
Corn Husks
Cotton Balls
Maple Leaves
Moss
Mullein Leaves
Napkins & Tissue
Newspaper
Rinse in the sink/shower
Kotex/Tampons
Sponge
Sticks
Towels & Washcloths
Water Bottle
Johnny Depp's Bed
Lone Ranger's Record Contract
American Flags

[RightWingConspirator]

Glad to have you back sir!

[Guest]

[OldPyjama]

Greetings friends. Just got back from the Asian leg of my book signing tour. I see several changes have been made since my last visit, kudos.

For my contribution to this list, I'll give you a list of things people have been known to wipe with as an alternative.

Baby Wipes
Banana leaves
Bidet
Bum gun
Cardboard tubes
Cloth Diapers
Coffee Filters
Corn Husks
Cotton Balls
Maple Leaves
Moss
Mullein Leaves
Napkins & Tissue
Newspaper
Rinse in the sink/shower
Kotex/Tampons
Sponge
Sticks
Towels & Washcloths
Water Bottle
Johnny Depp's Bed
Lone Ranger's Record Contract
American Flags

10.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Faggot

[Contributor]

3rd stimulus checks
RT news
Texas cops
Anything out of the middle east that isn't oil
pitbulls
rotties
"Gym Bros" "Basic Bros" and "Bro culture"
Bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos Puffs
Microbrews with stupid fucking names that taste like a can of hops
political yard signs
Windows 11
Beaners
Mixed-race children
Hospital masks
The entire UK

[2nd Contributor]

Your co-worker's emailed 'inspirational thought of the day.'
Taco Bell Mexican Pizza.
Letters from collection agencies.
People at the store in pajamas.
People who leave the house in the afternoon in pajamas.
Political yard signs.
Any flag of any Middle Eastern country, African country, South American country, Central American country, Asian country, Afghanistan, Israel, The Vatican, Ukraine, and Russia.
All sports cards.