Guess which hand I've just farted in

[Guest]

Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.

[OK Sampson]

Can I at least get a whiff of your hands first?

[Guest]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[RightWingConspirator]

Guess correctly and you get to sniff it. Guess incorrectly and you get violently murdered.

I'll take the risk, but I have to think about it for awhile. Are you left handed, right handed, ambidextrous? Do you have any dark pigmentation of your skin? Do you have a hot sister?