JUST FINISHED KICKING SOME YANK ARSE

[..BIG ADELE..]

HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.

AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY

HAHA FUCKING QUEER

[RightWingConspirator]

I don't drink. At bars.

[OldPyjama]

HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.

AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY

HAHA FUCKING QUEER

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[Guest]

Faggot

[Guest]

HEARD THAT RWC AND HIS BUDDIES WERE DRINKING IN SOME SHITTY BAR, SO ME AND ED SHEERAN JUMPED IN MY LIMO AND GOT DOWN THERE.

AS SOON WE GOT INSIDE WE BOTH JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH UPPERCUTS AND HEADBUTTS. RWC TRIED TO RUN SO I PUNCHED HIM THROUGH A WINDOW KILLING HIM INSTANTLY

HAHA FUCKING QUEER

Never happened. You dreamed it.

[..BIG ADELE..]

JUST BEAT THE POSTER ABOVE INTO A COMA. AND IF THAT SOFT CUNT EVER WAKES UP ILL DO IT AGAIN.

[FBI Agent]

We're investigating reports of a British drag queen who came to the United States as an Adele impersonator. Witnesses claim that he's a big hairy tub of lard who likes to beat up children and accuse them of being some kind of "right wing conspirator." Do you know anything about this, "Big Adele"?