Some nigga just tried to rob me!

[self defense]

Luckily I had just eaten Chipolte and washed it down with a gallon of rootbeer. I let out a shrieking burp and it blew that nigga right across the street and head first through a fence. The dogs in the yard started eating it. I hope they don't get sick. What a sight!

[Vegeta]

Good job. You executed that self defense maneuver perfectly.

[OldPyjama]

Luckily I had just eaten Chipolte and washed it down with a gallon of rootbeer. I let out a shrieking burp and it blew that nigga right across the street and head first through a fence. The dogs in the yard started eating it. I hope they don't get sick. What a sight!

Are you a disciple of I HUNT NIGGERS?

[Guest]

Faggot