Democrats want to ban

[Guest]

MASSIVE FUCKING SHIT FARTS

[Vegeta]

I hear Taco Bell's sales are through the roof since Massive Shitfarts legislation was announced.

[Guest]

In the future farts will be strongly regulated and you will be only allowed to fart three times a day. Every human will be fitted with a chip that alerts the government if you go over your daily allowance.

The first time you get a warning and if it happens again you instantly receive the death penalty.

[RightWingConspirator]

I will not allow democrats to control the massive shitfarts.

They will be blown away by the massive shitfarts in the final battle.

[I HATE FARTS]

MASSIVE SHITFARTS MUST BE BANNED IMMEDIATELY