Will someone please send me a container full of their human shit?

[ChrisMuttonshutter (lazy)]

I love to eat shit so much and I'm SO hungry. The stray dogs around my flat won't even hang around anymore (it smells really bad) and my mum said I scare them away when I start randomly screaming and yelling. If someone can send me a container of their feces for me to eat I would REALLY appreciate it. I can send you a paypal, I can sneak my mum's credit card from her purse.

[OldPyjama]

I'm producing some top quality SHIT-PILLARS right now m8. I'll have them sent to you for free.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Bet you are gaylord
Not my scene, then again neither is yours ....

[Raymond P Hewitt]

I'm still waiting for my delivery of feces? I will let you touch my son in exchange for a container full of shit m8.com
Fact!

[ChrisMuttonshutter (lazy)]

Found some dogshit in my neighbor's backyard tonight. That should tide me over for a few hours. Ooh well, oorf ta beddypoos.