A message for the Muttonshutter family

[Dr. Finklestein]

Dearest Beverly and Christopher Muttonshutter,

Hello again from Dr. Finklestein, your family's NHS bariatric specialist. I believe you remember months ago when Chris was thrown out of the Bariatric Ward due to his refusal to follow his diet plan, among many other issues. First off, let me express my well wishes - I do hope that Chris is doing well. If he has at least managed to slow the pace of his weight gain, please let me know as I will be delighted to know that his time here was not a complete waste.

Now, on to my primary reason for writing to you. As you are surely aware, Chris has a tendency to eat his own feces. This is not uncommon in England as feces are far more appetizing and nutritious than our native British cuisine. The sheer volume of Chris's bowel movements, however, combined with his excessive sweating and slovenly habits, have created a mess unlike anything I or any other NHS doctor have ever seen.

First off, the layers of feces on every surface are simply unacceptable. The ceiling made out best with only a centimeter of feces on average across its surface, but every other surface and object in the room is unrecognizable. The bed is worst of all, as that is where Chris has spent his entire stay. What's left of it resembles the mound of dinosaur dung from the beginning of Jurassic Park, albeit with the imprint of Chris's buttocks. The span of this imprint may be a world record.

Now for the bathroom. Odd as it seems, the toilet is the one object in the entire hospital that has not seen a speck of Chris's feces. He did, however, fall over whilst pleasuring himself to a Boy Scouts swimming lessons video, and smash the toilet to pieces. This will need to be replaced.

I could go into further detail, but that is unnecessary - I do believe you understand the state of this room. It has become so foul that the pestilence has seeped into neighboring rooms, and a total of 5 rooms are scheduled for demolition in order to bring our facility back to the NHS's health and safety standards. The local NHS director has decided to bill the Muttonshutter family for damages. You should receive this bill shortly. If you do not pay this invoice by the indicated date, law enforcement will be contacted and you will be brought to court. Please ensure that you comply swiftly.

Best regards,
Dr. Benjamin Finklestein
NHS Bariatrics

[ChrisMongohomo]

Sorry m8 but I have no fucking idea what you're going on about Do u have the link to that boy scout video?

[Guest]

So you're denying that you caused all that damage to your room in the Bariatric Ward, and asking for a link to a lewd video? Unfortunately Mr. Muttonshutter, I will have to forward this to mister Alfie Davies.

[Dr. Finklestein]

My apologies, it seems I forgot to sign my previous post. This is Dr. Chris Finkelstein, signing off.

[Alfie Davies]

Thank you doctor. We will be discussing it with Ray/Chris at the next IPAA meeting

[ChrisM (lazypoos)]

I rape kids. All of this is true.
Nigger fatcock up my ass!

[ChrisMongohomo]

Still waiting on that video, ta

[OldPyjama]

May Allah smite down all British pedophiles.be m8

[Guest]

May Allah smite down all British pedophiles.be m8

You an arab fag m8

[Raymond P Hewitt]

May Allah smite down all British pedophiles.be m8

Oh and would you please let me eat your feces, Belgian faggot

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Lmfaoffypoos