British fails in history. (not Revolutionary War or being overrun by boucacks).

[British history major]

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

[Guest]

Poem for ChrisM

UK is very gay.
Chris smells of piss
I wish you got eaten by a crocodile,
you fucking pedophile
Kill yourself.

[OldPyjama]

Pedophile, inbred Royals.co.uk m8

[Vegeta]

England is the first country to invent a language and end up becoming the worst at speaking it.

[Demolition Debbie]

You tell'em Davey up the Irish.
How's the dating girls going Dad asked

[Guest]

10

[Guest]

The greatest empire ever to exist.

[OldPyjama]

England is the first country to invent a language and end up becoming the worst at speaking it.

Not the first country to have a pedophile head of state though

[Guest]

I'll have the #6 SHIT COMBO OF RANDOM BLAND BULLSHIT

[Vegeta]

I'll have the #6 SHIT COMBO OF RANDOM BLAND BULLSHIT

10.

[Guest]

I'll have the #6 SHIT COMBO OF RANDOM BLAND BULLSHIT

Stick to big macs you fat cunt

[Guest]

[Zoink]

Be one and a little bit sic[k]

[Guest]

The greatest empire ever to exist.

And everybody knows and is jealous

[Vegeta]

Imagine being the former seat of a globe spanning empire, then becoming a vassal state of the United States, one of your own former colonies. UK BTFO.

[Demolition Debbie]

Hey Davey Dad say's be careful son

[Guest]

Imagine being the former seat of a globe spanning empire, then becoming a vassal state of the United States, one of your own former colonies. UK BTFO.

No wonder the entire country has self esteem issues these days.

[OldPyjama]

Imagine being the former seat of a globe spanning empire, then becoming a vassal state of the United States, one of your own former colonies. UK BTFO.

And nobody in the US likes them. The UK is kinda like your useful idiot you can use whenever you need one.
Lose a whole piece of territory to independence and then get sodomized by said territory on a daily basis.
Fucking FAIL country

[Zoink]

Faggot is fragile