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Lucky to be alive right now!!!!

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I just farted with such extreme force it launched me across the room and into a grandfather clock. That thing is shattered. I'm still picking pieces of glass out and it nearly cut my jugular. I feel another one coming on. Do they make seatbelts for computer chairs? I feel like I'm in an ejection seat most of the time!
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If Victor Borga can have a seat belt for his piano throne then they must make one for computer chairs. I can't imagine this would be a unique problem.
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