I haven't showered or bathed in over two fucking weeks.

[European Man]

My feet smell like some type of rotten Italian cheese and my ass reeks of turd caked skidmarks. My armpits are surprisingly not as bad. I just farted and it smelled like rotten eggs.

[Reddit user]

You shower that often?

[European Man]

Not usually, but when I go for months without, I get tired of having to take a cheese grater to my feet to peel all the dead skin off.

[RightWingConspirator]

This thread is

[Uber delivery driver]

I haven't been wiping my ass very well latey. My shits have been kind of runny too. I usually take my shits inside gas stations, never wash my hands. You ever see what's crawling around in those things? That's how germs get spread.

[OldPyjama]

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[Guest]

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[RightWingConspirator]

I haven't been wiping my ass very well latey. My shits have been kind of runny too. I usually take my shits inside gas stations, never wash my hands. You ever see what's crawling around in those things? That's how germs get spread.

Thanks for confirming why I never use Uber Eats and use the McNogz app instead. At least I am only being poisoned by the McDonald's workers, not second hand poisoning as well.

[Stinkuss Assius]

I only shower when the smegma on my feet and dick start to attract flies. I love that exquisite ball and foot stench, along with that from my poorly wiped arse, that comes after a month or so of no soap or water and stinky bed sheets.