SHIT PILLAR report of the weekend

[OldPyjama]

The weekend almost being finished, I share my report of the SHIT-PILLARS production of the past two days: Saturday I produced SHIT-PILLARS 4x. Had to flush several times too to prevent the Toilet. from getting clogged with all the toilet paper.
Today, Sunday, I took only 3 shits. But been farting all day. They don't smell though: probably been gulping too much air. But they were some properly enriched mega-bulky SHIT-PILLARS.be m8

[Guest]

You should probably go and see a doctor

[OldPyjama]

You should probably go and see a doctor

I shall.