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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 10, 2020 9:33 am

My apologies to Blog aficionados about my lack of activity just recently but my Short Stories have hit the stratosphere and may well hit the mesosphere soon and I'm afraid I've been concentrating all my efforts there, but don't despair you are NOT forgotten.

Take care all.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Wed May 13, 2020 4:50 am

I realise a lot of my readers suffer from feelings of inadequacy and self loathing, here's some inspirational quotes to spur you on up the ladder of success:

Great men are not born great, they grow great big beards.

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be Friday ( not always applicable )

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a booby.

If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes and buy some lube.


Take care all and be a winner not a whiner.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 16, 2020 10:24 am

Some fuckers love alcohol.
Some weed.
Some violence.
Some fame.
Some cars.

Some fucker loved smack and wrote a song about it.
Lana made a great version and the video will titillate masp if the fucker has WiFi in his trailer.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 17, 2020 6:50 am

If you are an alcoholic and live in the UK please click on the sign below to get help

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue May 19, 2020 6:12 am

Nothing stays the same. Just look in the mirror.
Live with it.
Someone told me that 78.6 % of statistics are made up. It's more like 92.5%.
Fact

Thanks for reading.
ChrisM - right 98.92% of the time.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri May 22, 2020 6:29 am

I am - the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

I am ChrisMuttonshutter - the most important sentence on Here
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