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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 10, 2020 9:33 am

My apologies to Blog aficionados about my lack of activity just recently but my Short Stories have hit the stratosphere and may well hit the mesosphere soon and I'm afraid I've been concentrating all my efforts there, but don't despair you are NOT forgotten.

Take care all.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Wed May 13, 2020 4:50 am

I realise a lot of my readers suffer from feelings of inadequacy and self loathing, here's some inspirational quotes to spur you on up the ladder of success:

Great men are not born great, they grow great big beards.

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be Friday ( not always applicable )

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make a booby.

If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes and buy some lube.


Take care all and be a winner not a whiner.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sat May 16, 2020 10:24 am

Some fuckers love alcohol.
Some weed.
Some violence.
Some fame.
Some cars.

Some fucker loved smack and wrote a song about it.
Lana made a great version and the video will titillate masp if the fucker has WiFi in his trailer.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun May 17, 2020 6:50 am

If you are an alcoholic and live in the UK please click on the sign below to get help

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue May 19, 2020 6:12 am

Nothing stays the same. Just look in the mirror.
Live with it.
Someone told me that 78.6 % of statistics are made up. It's more like 92.5%.
Fact

Thanks for reading.
ChrisM - right 98.92% of the time.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri May 22, 2020 6:29 am

I am - the shortest complete sentence in the English Language.

I am ChrisMuttonshutter - the most important sentence on Here
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:26 am

I like to have a week or so off from this shithole every so often just to gather my thoughts and let the fucktards have a go and see what insights come forth ( not fucking much ).
Ah well back to the grind.
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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Tue Jun 02, 2020 6:31 am

I've been waiting for something to happen
For a week or a month or a year
With the blood in the ink of the headlines
And the sound of the crowd in my ear
You might ask what it takes to remember
When you know that you've seen it before
Where a government lies to a people
And a country is drifting to war

And there's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who send the guns
To the wars that are fought in places
Where their business interest runs

On the radio talk shows and the T.V.
You hear one thing again and again
How the U.S.A. stands for freedom
And we come to the aid of a friend
But who are the ones that we call our friends
These governments killing their own?
Or the people who finally can't take any more
And they pick up a gun or a brick or a stone
There are lives in the balance
There are people under fire
There are children at the cannons
And there is blood on the wire

There's a shadow on the faces
Of the men who fan the flames
Of the wars that are fought in places
Where we can't even say the names

They sell us the President the same way
They sell us our clothes and our cars
They sell us every thing from youth to religion
The same time they sell us our wars
I want to know who the men in the shadows are
I want to hear somebody asking them why
They can be counted on to tell us who our enemies are
But they're never the ones to fight or to die
And there are lives in the balance
There are people under fire
There are children at the cannons
And there is blood on the wire

Lyrics say it all.

Here's a great version, she's a fat fucker now but was well shag-able years ago.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Fri Jun 05, 2020 4:46 am

Every fucker seems upset at the moment and I don't mean on this shithole, mind you they do get in a tizzy here as well.
Black fuckers upset.
White fuckers upset.
Liberals upset.
Right wingers upset.
Chinese fuckers upset.



This fucker - Oh how I laffypoos.

Take care all and remember a conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

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Post by ChrisMuttonshutter » Sun Jun 07, 2020 9:40 am

When all the fuckers in charge are winging it.
When all the fuckers in charge are lining their own pockets.
When all the fuckers in charge say do as I say not as I do.
When all the fuckers in charge sip champagne as they piss on the people.
That is the time to burn one down.


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