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[Zoink]

Never mind that shit ....

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Been to a funeral today
Time to think about one's mortality
Any fucker remember YOU

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman, don't you know
Once a fool had a good part in the play
If it's so would I still be here today
It's quite peculiar in a funny sort of way
They think it's very funny everything I say
Get a load of him, he's so insane
You better get your coat dear
It looks like rain, yeah
We'll come again next Thursday afternoon
The in-laws hope they'll see you very soon
But is it in your conscience that you're after
Another glimpse of the madman across the water
I can see very well
There's a boat on the reef with a broken back
And I can see it very well
There's a joke and I know it very well
It's one of those that I told you long ago
Take my word I'm a madman, don't you know
The ground's a long way down but I need more
Is the nightmare really black
Or are the windows painted
Will they come again next week
Can my mind really take it
We'll come again next Thursday afternoon
The in-laws hope they'll see you very soon
But is it in your conscience that you're after
Another glimpse of a madman across the water
Oh dear

[Guest]

Extremely black African Americans.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Some fucker invaded the shithole and the owner showed his cohones are small

[Guest]

Some fucker invaded the shithole and the owner showed his cohones are small

U take massive peenus up ur butt lol u little faggit queer

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Someone seems upset and it ain't moi

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

I'm like a ship on the ocean that's rolling from side to side
But I'm not drunk I'm just dissatisfied
It's not my body but my mind I can't control
I have everything I need but still... I want more

I've done everything that l've ever set out to do
I become so well known that they've put me in who's who
But I've reached the limit and I don't know what to do
If I can't go no further I'll have to go back...

[ChrisMongohomo]

Had a lovely evening at the halal buffet. I ate the entire spread, shat myself, and ate that too

[OldPyjama]

I sincerely hope someone slashes your throat.

[Guest]

Gone fragile Faggot

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

When the room is quiet
The daylight almost gone
It seems there's something I should know
Well I ought to leave but the rain it never stops
And I've no particular place to go
Just when I think I'm winning
When I've broken every door
The ghosts of my life blow wilder than before
Just when I thought I could not be stopped
When my chance came to be king
The ghosts of my life blew wilder than the wind
Well I'm feeling nervous
Now I find myself alone
The simple life's no longer there
Once I was so sure
Now the doubt inside my mind
Comes and goes but leads nowhere
Just when I think I'm winning
When I've broken every door
The ghosts of my life blow wilder than before
Just when I thought I could not be stopped
When my chance came to be king
The ghosts of my life blew wilder than the wind
Just when I think I'm winning
When I've broken every door
The ghosts of my life blow wilder than before
Just when I thought I could not be stopped
When my chance came to be king
The ghosts of my life blew wilder than the wind

I am ChrisMuttonshutter I've broken every door

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Thinking of leaving ....

[Zoink]

[ChrisMongohomo]

He sniffed glue and had inappropriate thoughts about the Paki kids down the block

Then he saw the painting of a giraffe from his childhood bedroom at mummy's house and cracked up in hysterical laughter

"Giraffeypoos! LMFuckingAO!"

His diabetic hands could barely type the words, but it was worth it to post it on some obscure shithole forum where no fucker would ever read it or care

Orf to bed now... though that implies I'm fit enough to get out! Woops

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

got the blues but I don't mind
All I have to do is get to you
And then I feel just fine

I'm on a downer, but not all the way
When I'm feelin' low you do your thing just so
And then I feel OK

You're so good, the way you give
You so good, you're the best there is

I got the blues, got it oh so bad
When I think of me
It's hard to be a person quite so sad

You got the answer, and it makes me glad
When I'm feelin' small, you gimme rock 'n roll
And then I feel laid back
Fact

[ChrisMongohomo]

Almost forgot to call up Dr. Finklestein and ask for more insulin- I drank the whole carton today because I was thirsty ta

[Guest]

Almost forgot to call up Dr. Finklestein and ask for more insulin- I drank the whole carton today because I was thirsty ta

Raymond, please stop this. If you keep abusing your insulin like that then you will die. I don't know how it hasn't happened already.

[Dr. Finklestein]

My apologies everyone, it seems I'd forgotten to sign my previous message.