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[ChrisMongohomo]

Up for a midnight snack. Greg snuck in 60 double quarter pounders, and I've already got a side of my own poo ready to go

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Oh dear dear me ....

[Guest]

Pedophilia.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

I am
You are not
Try harder

[Guest]

Pedophilia.

I am
You are not
Try harder

He finally admits it. I'm calling Scotland Yard you sick fuck.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Can't wait

[ChrisMongohomo]

Just got a visit from the constable in my hospital room, he had to be evacuated because of the stench

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Hey mongo you gone fragile m8
Fact

[ChrisMongohomo]

Hiya me

[ChrisMongohomo]

I'm officially too wide to fit on the two hospital beds they have me sleeping on

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Another good day ....

[Bev Muttonshutter]

I can't believe how much fatter you've gotten Chrissy, and while you're locked up in a weight loss clinic besides. What am I going to do with you?

[ChrisMongohomo]

Hiya mum

[Vegeta]

What's wrong with you?

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Lots by the sound of it
Maybe I've gone fragile m8

[OldPyjama]

So much fail, AIDS and pedophilia in this thread.

[ChrisMongohomo]

So much fail, AIDS and pedophilia in this thread.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Another day over in the shithole.
We have a new leader.
Oh dear dear me.

[ChrisMongohomo]

Mum said I couldn't leave the Bariatric Ward unless I lost weight, but she was wrong - I'm being thrown out because my smell and constant shitting are too much for the staff to handle! I'll have Greg stop at Macca's and order every burger they have for me to celebrate

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Something appears to be wrong with the subsuckage