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I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:40 am
by RightWingConspirator
Luckily I was wearing a parachute and a fart mask. I take precautions like that these days.
Re: I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:44 pm
by Vegeta
Hey, that's impressive. I've only managed to launch myself head first into the TV so far. That really hurt.
Re: I just farted and it launched me straight into the stratosphere!!!!
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:43 pm
by RightWingConspirator
I have gone into the ceiling many times, but my fat head gets stuck, then I have to figure my way out of it. It's a mess every time. This one was a first though. I'm pretty sure I broke the sound barrier.