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He took the knife and pressed it against his own throat.
It made his skin tingle.
He felt a stirring in his loins.
His mobile vibrated in his pocket ...

Oh well maybe tomorrow .
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He went by many names.
He had a favourite but only a few new it.
His real name eluded him nowadays.
He was what he wanted them to think he was.
He did what he wanted.
He was slowly transposing.
He laughed to himself.
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End your life.
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Guest wrote: Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:21 pmEnd your life.
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There used to be ten of them ......



........sadly most went away ..
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Lul the faggot logged in to change thread titles
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Your powers of observation defy your IQ.
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He came changed a few things then fucked off again to sit with the Gods.
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Where the fuck was he ?
He was ......be ...
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He was and no fucker would believe it.
He became what he wanted.
He laffed a lot.
He was....
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The bird he loved flew off.
He went for his chicken dinner.
His Mum loved him.
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The police interviewed him.
He cried.
He said he wouldn't post any more of that stuff.
He decided to eat instead.
He dreams of ...
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They worshipped the graven image, yet they despised it.
They tried to cast the graven image away but wished for it's return as soon as they had.
When the graven image spoke they listened in awe for it spoke the truth.
So they burned it, but it would not burn.
They wept .....
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They threw stones at the battleship.
It sailed on.
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boring cunt
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Guest wrote: Mon Apr 19, 2021 6:13 pmboring cunt
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He agreed with anything,
He was gulity.
He agreed.
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His parents named him Timmy junior after his father but his Dad wasn't too pleased, at least the twat would end up bald if what he'd seen ...
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He sat in his tower smoking and taking in the view.
One day at a time.
It always paid off.
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