ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

[Departing adversary]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cBf0olE9Yc


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[Guest]

Don't go away mad, just go away.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Don't go away mad, just go away.
Don't go away mad, don't go away sad.
Don't go away mad, don't go away bad.
Don't go away ....

OK

[Guest]

Don't go away mad, just go away.
Don't go away mad, don't go away sad.
Don't go away mad, don't go away bad.
Don't go away ....

OK

YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?

Not quite sure wtf you're saying m8 but I assume you're asking about my state of mind

Dodiddly as always.
Factypoos

[Guest]

YO CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS MANG WOTS UP G?

Not quite sure wtf you're saying m8 but I assume you're asking about my state of mind

Dodiddly as always.
Factypoos

I just farted.

[Gunnar]

Wow. This forum is even more fucked up than I thought. Nothing said in this thread makes any sense wtf

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

Wow. This forum is even more fucked up than I thought. Nothing said in this thread makes any sense wtf

10
Nor me m8 and I wrote the fucking lot

He sat and wrote his mind spilling out ....
It spilled onto the page ....


That's how his giraffe found him ....

[Guest]

WAGWAN CHRISSSSSSS MON?

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

update

The giraffe is receiving counselling.

(this maybe fake news)

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He sat waiting until the fucker's last breath ....
He leaned in and he gasped ....
.... my login for the shithole is .... only he heard.

At last he gasped " I'm a Shitgod ".

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....

[RightWingConspirator]

All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....

Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..

[OldPyjama]

All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....

Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..

He's dead. Some shitstab just hacked into his account. His pwd was probably something like "pedophilia4life"

[Zoink]

All and sundry were searching ....
He looked on and chuckled to himself ....

Hey muthafucka. Was really hoping you were dead. This sucks..

He's dead. Some shitstab just hacked into his account. His pwd was probably something like "pedophilia4life"

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He had a stalker who was obsessed with him.
He'd told him he was not into man on man action but this strange Belgian was desperate now he was out of prison.
His pet giraffe trampled the stalker and licked his testicles.
This seemed to pacify the stranger who for some reasons was dressed in his pink pj's during the day.
The sun was shining brightly on this winter's day.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

The grass was lush and cool.
Insects clicked in the distance.
An eagle soared above.
His giraffe ate in silence.
He sat there laughing.
Time for bed ....

[RightWingConspirator]

The grass was lush and cool.
Insects clicked in the distance.
An eagle soared above.
His giraffe ate in silence.
He sat there laughing.
Time for bed ....

You're sure with sending your fat ass to bed a lot.

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

It had been a long day.
He'd toiled endlessly, but beinng one of the undead meant nothing seemed to get done.
His sleep tonight would be without dreams for he had no memories.
He slept hoping he would wake up to walk the earth once more ....

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

It was a dead end and he shit himself ....


one for all the scat fans here