Pedophilia.ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 6:55 am The reflection stared back
He was a fat fucker
Mirrors never lie
He laughed
Oh how he laughed
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Have I upset you ?
I hope so
I upset every fucker so you're not special
Hope this helps
I hope so
I upset every fucker so you're not special
Hope this helps
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He walked into the street
He was different
So was everyone else
They didn't know
He did
He was different
So was everyone else
They didn't know
He did
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They wandered into the new land, it stank like their homeland.
They stopped suddenly.
We can play pacman now.
They stopped and kissed the ground as the bombs fell.
Children had their limbs broken by the bombs.
A distant giraffe smiled and grazed on it's favourite tree.
They stopped suddenly.
We can play pacman now.
They stopped and kissed the ground as the bombs fell.
Children had their limbs broken by the bombs.
A distant giraffe smiled and grazed on it's favourite tree.
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Oh dear, I wrote this? I need to stop sniffing glue! FactChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Thu Mar 10, 2022 4:54 pm They wandered into the new land, it stank like their homeland.
They stopped suddenly.
We can play pacman now.
They stopped and kissed the ground as the bombs fell.
Children had their limbs broken by the bombs.
A distant giraffe smiled and grazed on it's favourite tree.


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He tried to open the glue to have a good sniff but his hand became stuck to the top.
His giraffe looked into his bedroom window and smiled then walked off to find his mate percy penguin.
His giraffe looked into his bedroom window and smiled then walked off to find his mate percy penguin.
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A great blackness came over the land, the peasants cowered and shielded themselves with blankets.
He sat laughing as the stillness came.
The giraffe ate silently.
They both slept soundly.
He sat laughing as the stillness came.
The giraffe ate silently.
They both slept soundly.
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I rape kids.
Is that short enough of a story?
Is that short enough of a story?
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Keep up the good work mate 10/10ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Fri Mar 25, 2022 6:49 pm A great blackness came over the land, the peasants cowered and shielded themselves with blankets.
He sat laughing as the stillness came.
The giraffe ate silently.
They both slept soundly.
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The giraffe felt a penguin nibble his hoof
The snow cooled the bite
What the fuck am I doing here ? He thought.
In the distance russian puppets murdered children.
An oak seed settled on the ground.
The snow cooled the bite
What the fuck am I doing here ? He thought.
In the distance russian puppets murdered children.
An oak seed settled on the ground.
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He was you.ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 5:53 pm He walked into the street
He was different
So was everyone else
They didn't know
He did
He was a faggot.
He knew.
But he didn't know they knew.
What a faggot.
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It was already dead but fate decreed it was dug up and buried again.
An owl sat on the girafe .
An owl sat on the girafe .
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A masterpiece in words. Bravo.Guest wrote: ↑Fri Apr 22, 2022 6:43 pmHe was you.ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: ↑Sat Mar 05, 2022 5:53 pm He walked into the street
He was different
So was everyone else
They didn't know
He did
He was a faggot.
He knew.
But he didn't know they knew.
What a faggot.
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As blackness descended he saw the light
It flickered in the wind
The giraffe broke wind and the masses took shelter.
It flickered in the wind
The giraffe broke wind and the masses took shelter.
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Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm a pedophile
And diabetic too
I'm a pedophile
And diabetic too
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The rose grew through the weeds
The world marvelled at it's beauty
It was a red and white rose
The giraffe admired it's beauty and farted.
The world marvelled at it's beauty
It was a red and white rose
The giraffe admired it's beauty and farted.
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He and the giraffe were bored.
"Hey what's the rush ? " said the giraffe.
In the far distance a bomb fell and a new world appeared.
He slept soundly.
"Hey what's the rush ? " said the giraffe.
In the far distance a bomb fell and a new world appeared.
He slept soundly.
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"You made a decision yet ? " asked the giraffe.
He nodded no.
A slug ate one of his Hostas during the night.
He nodded no.
A slug ate one of his Hostas during the night.
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