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He was privileged.
His Papa was rich and Mummy was a whore.
He ate giraffe steaks for breakfast.
His nanny abused her position.
He laughed then winced ....
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He'd conquered the world.
He'd conquered the shithole.
He'd conquered his demons.
He sat there laughing.
Oh how he laughed.
His giraffe laughed too ....
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There he stood
Surrounded by niggers
Surrounded by boucaks
Surrounded by bald faggots
It was a dream come true
He sucked them all off,
As many as he could handle at once

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I might start a short story thread but I have to think of some first
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He wanted a hot chick for a girlfriend so he started following one but she got upset and so did her boyfriend so he left her a message on facebook but got no reply so he looked for another one
that had left her card in a phone booth
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Dave wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 5:41 am He wanted a hot chick for a girlfriend so he started following one but she got upset and so did her boyfriend so he left her a message on facebook but got no reply so he looked for another one
that had left her card in a phone booth
to be continued
I rang the number but it was engaged or blocked and I was aroused

to be continued
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Is pedophilia also talked about here?
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I might try another story later
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It was a rainy friday and he didn't have an umbrella but he felt adventuress so he went out and got wet
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The shop assistant was hot so he went in every day and bought 3 donuts but today it was a man but he still bought 3 donuts and a coffee because he didn't want to look like he was after man on man action and he didn't leave a tip and threw the coffee away then went home to watch baywatch
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So "Dave" is taking over ChrisMuttonshutter's blog, huh? Try to make it less obvious next time, Raymond.
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I have my own short story thread
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soon
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Logging out of here for ever
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read my short story thread soon
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He looked into the mirror
He didn't know himself
Maybe he wasn't himself
Maybe he was dead
He laughed, then he laughed again
He knew who he was ....
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And who was he?

Raymond P. Hewitt
Breaker of Children's Arms
Bariatric Patient
Schizophrenic Extraordinaire
Proud Bugger
Son of his whore mum, Bev
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Don't think that's a story but then again it might be
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Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

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The reflection stared back
He was a fat fucker
Mirrors never lie
He laughed
Oh how he laughed
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