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The hosta survived unfortunately the slug didn't.
The giraffe humped it's mate as the owl leered.
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When the air was clear he flew, oh how he flew.
On a normal day he walked among the afflicted and pondered their fate.
The giraffe shit on an ant.
In the far distance ....
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He walked about the stinking city, his wanted poster was in every crook and cranny, he was despised and hated with a bounty on his head.
He walked on unknown, a shadow and laughed to himself .... he was ....
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He loved her
She loved him
They never saw each other again
The giraffe laughed it's arse off
In the distance a bell tolled ....
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A huge fart rumbled in the distance. People got scared. Others didn't. Some huffed the air desperately.
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Thanks for your contribution
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The foul stench fell over the city
The giraffe pissed on a goat
The bells tolled
Boris the pariah left with his lies
Bombs still fell far away ....
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The old sad guy died
He had no children
No one cried
The giraffe emailed his fancy woman giraffe
A seed was born in his shit
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They said it could never happen

And it didn't

Fin
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My only criticism is the french ending fin
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Fart.
I love you all, my fart brothers and sisters. And niggAz too.
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The neanderthal poked round in the ground and farted
A lone dinosaur ate him
He had no children
The giraffe still hadn't come into existence
A new plant appeared in dinosaur shit
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He'd never had a woman
Sex that is
His bro was gay
Maybe he was
He stroked his dog ....
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The inmates were upset
He laughed to himself
So did the giraffe
In the distance more bombs fell
A lone virgin looked at pictures and dreamed.
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He went to his bed, the day had been long but he'd spent time with some of his loved ones.
The giraffe nodded it's approval.
In the distance a gay man kissed his lover.
The owl laughed.
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He lined up
They picked the wrong man
He laughed
The giraffe laughed so did the owl
In the distance the gay man and the virgin seethed
The old man was still obsessed with shit
A bomb fell in the far distance ....
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Farts.
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Frozen
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He stood frozen with fear
He pissed himself
She'd actually turned up ....

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They wrote about him
They hated him
They despised him
He packed his suitcase ....
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