ChrisM's short story thread
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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He was privileged.
His Papa was rich and Mummy was a whore.
He ate giraffe steaks for breakfast.
His nanny abused her position.
He laughed then winced ....
His Papa was rich and Mummy was a whore.
He ate giraffe steaks for breakfast.
His nanny abused her position.
He laughed then winced ....
The Messiah has Risen
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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He'd conquered the world.
He'd conquered the shithole.
He'd conquered his demons.
He sat there laughing.
Oh how he laughed.
His giraffe laughed too ....
He'd conquered the shithole.
He'd conquered his demons.
He sat there laughing.
Oh how he laughed.
His giraffe laughed too ....
The Messiah has Risen
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ChrisMongohomo
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There he stood
Surrounded by niggers
Surrounded by boucaks
Surrounded by bald faggots
It was a dream come true
He sucked them all off,
As many as he could handle at once
Oh my
Surrounded by niggers
Surrounded by boucaks
Surrounded by bald faggots
It was a dream come true
He sucked them all off,
As many as he could handle at once
Oh my


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Dave Doherty
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I might start a short story thread but I have to think of some first
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Dave Doherty
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He wanted a hot chick for a girlfriend so he started following one but she got upset and so did her boyfriend so he left her a message on facebook but got no reply so he looked for another one
that had left her card in a phone booth
to be continued
that had left her card in a phone booth
to be continued
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Dave Doherty
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I rang the number but it was engaged or blocked and I was aroused
to be continued
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Raymond P Hewitt
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Is pedophilia also talked about here?
AKA ChrisMuttonShutter,
Proudly born of incest, breaker of my son's arms, esteemed member of the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association.
Achievments:
Proudly born of incest, breaker of my son's arms, esteemed member of the Ilford Pedophiles Anonymous Association.
Achievments:
- Most obese low-IQ male (48 stone)
- Most feces eaten in a minute (0.5 stone/minute)
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Dave Doherty
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I might try another story later
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It was a rainy friday and he didn't have an umbrella but he felt adventuress so he went out and got wet
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Dave Doherty
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The shop assistant was hot so he went in every day and bought 3 donuts but today it was a man but he still bought 3 donuts and a coffee because he didn't want to look like he was after man on man action and he didn't leave a tip and threw the coffee away then went home to watch baywatch
Re: ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread
So "Dave" is taking over ChrisMuttonshutter's blog, huh? Try to make it less obvious next time, Raymond.
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Dave Doherty
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I have my own short story thread
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Dave Doherty
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Dave Doherty
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Logging out of here for ever
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Dave Doherty
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read my short story thread soon
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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He looked into the mirror
He didn't know himself
Maybe he wasn't himself
Maybe he was dead
He laughed, then he laughed again
He knew who he was ....
He didn't know himself
Maybe he wasn't himself
Maybe he was dead
He laughed, then he laughed again
He knew who he was ....
The Messiah has Risen
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ChrisMongohomo
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And who was he?
Raymond P. Hewitt
Breaker of Children's Arms
Bariatric Patient
Schizophrenic Extraordinaire
Proud Bugger
Son of his whore mum, Bev
And proud of it
Raymond P. Hewitt
Breaker of Children's Arms
Bariatric Patient
Schizophrenic Extraordinaire
Proud Bugger
Son of his whore mum, Bev
And proud of it


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Dave Doherty
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Don't think that's a story but then again it might be
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ChrisMuttonshutter
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The reflection stared back
He was a fat fucker
Mirrors never lie
He laughed
Oh how he laughed
He was a fat fucker
Mirrors never lie
He laughed
Oh how he laughed
The Messiah has Risen
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