ChrisM's short story thread

[Guest]

Sweetcooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorn itch

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

She said "No" so he fucked off home.

[ChrisMongohomo]

She said "No" so he fucked off home.

Sorry m8s, this one really chokes me up - it's about the Paki woman who wouldn't let me fondle her son while her husband buggers me

[Guest]

My "stories "must be getting to you

[ChrisMongohomo]

No fucking idea what ur going on about m8, this is MY story thread! Fact

[Hamish]

Chrissy mutton, Chrissy mutton
Smells of poo, smells of poo

What a fucking dildo, what a fucking dildo
Silly fat cunt, silly fat cunt

[ChrisMongohomo]

"Seems a bit schtewpid, yeah?" said the Giraffe.
He downed a tin of Carlsberg. Room temperature.
Mummy told him to stop snorting ketamine, but Greg has plenty to share
So he laffed

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

His stalker followed him, he'd upset him, he chuckled to himself, this pleased him immensely.
He was about to metamorphize anyway. He was due a sleep ....

[ChrisMuttonshutter]

He was tired and needed refreshment and rest.
"I'll do it" said his mate.
Dave was in.

[DavidDoherty]

The new guy was bored out of his head already
He hung himself
But failed

[ChrisMongohomo]

"How dreadfully boring," said the owl.
"Who are you talking to?" asked the elephant.
"What'd you just call me?" asked Mum.
Oh dear, am I thinking out loud again?
Still never taking my meds! Oh how I laff

[DavidDoherty]

Cool bro

[Guest]

Cool bro

Pussyhole dickhead

[ChrisMongohomo]

There once was a lad who called me father
So I broke his arm Fact!

[DavidDoherty]

There once was a lad who called me father
So I broke his arm Fact!

Sick Fukk

[ChrisMongohomo]

Baldy

[DavidDoherty]

He looked in the mirror and laughed, he didn't recognize himself, but mirrors don't lie do they ....

[ChrisMongohomo]

Are you sure you didn't see your reflection in your own bald head, Baldy?

[ChrisMongohomo]

It was a rainy night
So he stayed in
Stay tuned for more...

[DavidDoherty]

It was a rainy night
So he stayed in
Stay tuned for more...

Can't wait ....