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He sipped his Metaxa then retired to his air conditioned room for a good nights sleep
The giraffe emailed him
The owl hooted and shat on the floor
It had been a good day
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He looked at the ocean
He looked at the sea
Same thing really
Time for bed
The giraffe laughed
So did every fucker else
In the distance a a bald man of Irish descent wondered what a woman smelt like ….
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The plane crashed just before he'd eaten his free meal.
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Fortune favours the brave but not this time.
The bison trampled the indian to death the ate his testicles.
A lone eagle circled above and shat on the body.
Whispering flower his wife laughed and danced the night away ....
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She died a pleasant death and her son ate her remains
The madman slept soundly as an owl shat on the giraffe
In the distance another sun rose ....
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Once upon a time, I raped my son again and broke his arm :biggrin:
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Thanks for the effort at a story
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It grew slowly
She wasn't impressed ....
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He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
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and then?
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He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:06 pm He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
M8 dis is wel gay
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He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
A lone voice called him names
He'd heard them all and had no in inclination to reply ....
He walked on in his Kingdom as another day was about to begin ....
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:37 pm He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
A lone voice called him names
He'd heard them all and had no in inclination to reply ....
He walked on in his Kingdom as another day was about to begin ....
TAKE AN ACID BATH ASAP TA
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ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 5:37 pm He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
A lone voice called him names
He'd heard them all and had no in inclination to reply ....
He walked on in his Kingdom as another day was about to begin ....
Defenestrate yourself you massive fag pedo
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He walked the streets a pariah ....
He laughed to himself, most wouldn't even know the meaning of such vocabulary ....
They didn't even know his name ....
He chuckled and walked on ....
One of the imbeciles called out ....
He walked on ....
In the distance, a giraffe grazed and bombs killed the owl ....
A lone voice called him names
He'd heard them all and had no in inclination to reply ....
He walked on in his Kingdom as another day was about to begin ....
He slept
They threw acid and fire
Some threatened him with ....
He heard nothing and slept on ....
Another day began, another race was won ....
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They said he was a spent force
And he was.

It looked like the end of him, but was it?

Yes.
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Guest wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 5:20 pm They said he was a spent force
And he was.

It looked like the end of him, but was it?

Yes.
I'm glad to see my short stories have given you an incentive and the confidence to try your own, keep up the good work.

My critique

Nice and short - good job
You pose a question but then answer it yourself - Not so good, try and leave the reader wanting more so don't answer your own question.

I look forward to more :wink:
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He was you.
He was a faggot.
He knew.
But he didn't know they knew.
What a faggot.

This wins the thread. No need for anymore stories now, ta.
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Guest wrote: Sun Oct 09, 2022 5:53 pm He was you.
He was a faggot.
He knew.
But he didn't know they knew.
What a faggot.

This wins the thread. No need for anymore stories now, ta.
Autobiographical
Keep trying but I think your parents already know :wink:
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