ChrisMuttonshutter's short story thread

[Guest]

He sat in his tower smoking and taking in the view.
One day at a time.
It always paid off.

What is this niggery?

[Long departed .....]

He lay in his coffin ...
He was content ....
He laughed a lot to himself .....
He heard their pathetic cries ......
His loins stirred .......
He is/was ........

[Guest]

He lay in his coffin ...
He was content ....
He laughed a lot to himself .....
He heard their pathetic cries ......
His loins stirred .......
He is/was ........

I feel like it's 2004 again and I decided to check out the annoying emo girl's latest MySpace post

[Guest]

He lay in his coffin ...
He was content ....
He laughed a lot to himself .....
He heard their pathetic cries ......
His loins stirred .......
He is/was ........

Biggest poofter to ever post on this forum.

[OldPyjama]

This thread is full of gayness and niggerism.

[Guest]

Faggot

[Guest]

He got on his knees...
He made suggestive gestures with his hand and tongue...
"Baldy, faggot..."
He was overcome with lust...
"Please... Fuck my ass... Let me suck your fat cocks..."
He woke up.
It was all a dream - he was still immobile due to his extreme obesity, and nobody on Earth would dare come near the foul smelling corpse he called his body.

[Guest]

Many thanks for your contribution to this famous thread.

[Zoink]

His Samsung phone died it's death.
His dog shit on his cheap carpet.
He was a failure.
He never saw the sunset ....

[Zoink]

His seed passed through the generations.
It was good seed.
Many faded away as mother nature expected.
Mother knows best.

[Zoink]

The fat mans wig blew off and the faggot ran away
and Oh how I laffed
Oh how I laffed.

[Guest]

HAVE YOU SEEN DAAAAAAVE ?

[Guest]

Dave jr was wandering around in a daze, his hair was a mess and no woman would come near him.
Never mind, his faithful dog would be his bed mate again tonight.
Life was good for other people ...

[Guest]

He walked across the frozen ice with trepidation.
It was dark and foreboding.
A distant bat shrieked then all was silent.
"Crack"
"Fuck me the ice has gone fr ... "
The night passed to day ...

[Zoink]

He rose but under another disguise.#
The king is dead.
Long live the King

[Zoink]

He had climbed higher than any other human.
He realised he could now fly.
He sought the man ....
It hadn't dawned on him that HE WAS THE MAN.

[Zoink]

Dave was visiting the hair clinic, for like his father he was bald and fat, but unlike his father he was a virgin.
He took another Valium ....

[Zoink]

Oh sucks thou art sick
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night
In the howling storm:

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

Fact

[Zoink]

He walked among mere mortals to try and understand them but all he saw was weakness.
He laffed.
He sure did laff.

[A writer]

The book was finished .


He took a short breath ....