Corporations suck

[lazy RWC]

Why do these soulless corporations even fucking exist? Everyone works for a corporation in some way. It's global. They all pretend like "it's a family" and "we're a team". Nobody gives a fuck or believes that shit. Oh yea, that's why they exist.

So then.. why does marketing that comes up with that shit exist?

Questions to ponder...

[RWC]

Farts

[Guest]

Farts

They stink.

[Guest]

Why do these soulless corporations even fucking exist? Everyone works for a corporation in some way. It's global. They all pretend like "it's a family" and "we're a team". Nobody gives a fuck or believes that shit. Oh yea, that's why they exist.

So then.. why does marketing that comes up with that shit exist?

Questions to ponder...

Google NonSense apparently banned my entire account over two weeks ago (didn't notice it until a few days ago): "While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage our advertisers in the future, we've decided to disable your account." Considering the 100% ToS compliance, this means that idiots clicked the ads repeatedly. That's right. All you need to do for somebody using AdSense to lose their income is to click their ads in a bot-like fashion. They (Google) don't give a shit who actually did it. Not that I made a single cent from the crappy FuckSense ads anyway. I did appeal this, by the way, but they haven't responded (surprise, surprise), and although they may restore the account, as I've heard they sometimes do when you really did nothing wrong, I hardly feel motivated to continue using them for anything even if they let me. It's way too fragile and the 99% Google tax requires you to have massive traffic in order to earn anything beyond a BigMac meal a month. They're going into the "hall of shame".

[RightWingConspirator]

Why do these soulless corporations even fucking exist? Everyone works for a corporation in some way. It's global. They all pretend like "it's a family" and "we're a team". Nobody gives a fuck or believes that shit. Oh yea, that's why they exist.

So then.. why does marketing that comes up with that shit exist?

Questions to ponder...

Google NonSense apparently banned my entire account over two weeks ago (didn't notice it until a few days ago): "While going through our records recently, we found that your AdSense account has posed a significant risk to our AdWords advertisers. Since keeping your account in our publisher network may financially damage our advertisers in the future, we've decided to disable your account." Considering the 100% ToS compliance, this means that idiots clicked the ads repeatedly. That's right. All you need to do for somebody using AdSense to lose their income is to click their ads in a bot-like fashion. They (Google) don't give a shit who actually did it. Not that I made a single cent from the crappy FuckSense ads anyway. I did appeal this, by the way, but they haven't responded (surprise, surprise), and although they may restore the account, as I've heard they sometimes do when you really did nothing wrong, I hardly feel motivated to continue using them for anything even if they let me. It's way too fragile and the 99% Google tax requires you to have massive traffic in order to earn anything beyond a BigMac meal a month. They're going into the "hall of shame".

Well hooray for you. Enjoy the extremely wet shitfarts.

[Guest]

Warning: Don't use Gandi.net for anything — they are a fraud company.

[Fartbox Guy]

Farts

They stink.

So does my fartbox!

[FAT FUCK]

I got a pretty good fartbox. I just woke up from a nightmare that there was a national Big Mac shortage.