I'm not getting terrible enough gas mileage with my 4 banger

[American Problems]

I think I need to upgrade to a truck.

[American Problems]

These daily runs to Burger King are really NOT looking cool for me.

Anyone know how to get the last round into my Glock magazine? These are a bitch.

[Big Jim]

I got me one of them 1984 Ford F950 Super Duper Duty pickup's with the McDonald's package. Y'all ever seen them suckers? Once the EMP goes off, I reckon this bad boy will help me takeover the entire United States. I'll basically be Lord Humungus from Mad Max.

I mean, I can't walk up a flight of stairs without losing my breath, and the truck doesn't run, but why does that matter?

[Regular American Joe]

Everyone has the right to vote and they should, but people who don't vote like I do belong in prison.

[Vegeta]

An old grandpa car might be nice. Something like a Buick Riviera.

[-ChrisMuttonshutter-]

An old grandpa car might be nice. Something like a Buick Riviera.

Is that what you drive Davey? LMFAOYPOOOS. Brb, gotta go rape my son again.

[Guest]

FAT CUNTS